Sunday, September 09, 2007

The Emergency 100-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart Meltdown

I'll update the status with my other projects in the morning, but for now:

I was just involved in a sensational undertaking.

Some of you may be familiar with TIGsource and their currently-running B-Games Competition. It was something I was sort of vaguely interested in, but didn't feel the urge to actually participate in... until the 100-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart surfaced.

The idea behind the 100-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart is that a team of people would get together, and create 100 games using the archaic game-making tool, Klik & Play. The caveat is that they had a mere 48 hours in which to make all 100 of them.

Those 48 hours just ended. I was on that team.

It was a hell of a ride! The games are fairly universally awful, but many of them are endearing despite (or perhaps because of) this. I made 21 of them myself, making me the TOP CONTRIBUTOR in sheer quantity.

Anyways, without further ado, here is the list of my contributions to the Kart, in chronological order:

WARNING: These are not good games. Do not play them if you are expecting a solid, balanced gaming experience. Expect incoherent mechanics, wildly uneven difficulty, and horrible MIDI music.

Sideways Man Adventures: A game about eating sideways pizzas, but not normal ones.
Triangle Crosser: A game about crossing over a triangle many times.
Climb King: A game about going upwards to get treasure.
Spindizzy: A game about something, but I'm not sure what.
Finger Smashes: A game about controlling a magic flying hammer.
Pie Boy: A game about avoiding lasers to get pies.
Staircase!: A game about going up and down stairs while under attack by rain.
Clickity Clickit: A game about clicking.
Truck VS Ghost: A game about fighting ghosts.
Ghost VS Truck: A game about fleeing ghosts.
Too Many Cheerios: A game about cereal out of control.
Happy With Sad: A game about prejudice.
Help the Laser Wizard: A game about playing second fiddle to a great wizard.
Climb King Lite: A game that's easier than Climb King.
Dueling Sandwiches: A game about the triumph of good over evil.
Keys Keys Keys: A game about unlocking doors, usually.
Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe: A game that's harder than Happy With Sad.
Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner: A game that is about squeezing between deadly objects.
Arrow Arrow Revolution: A game that doesn't really have much to do with Dance Dance Revolution.
Click on a Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition: A game that costs $49.95*.
100 Robots: A game about celebrating a hundred games made in a single weekend.
*not really!

You need Knpg.dll and Knps.dll to run these - my advice is to install the free version of Klik & Play, which should come with both. Happy playing!

9 comments:

Complete Neutrality said...

Hi, I hope you end up reading this....Now im not sure if you are the Alan Gordon who created the 3d zombie sim, however if you are I would like to make it as a download on my site. Well, I kind of alrighty have....I suppose that if you don't want be to ill be more than happy to take it down. Anywhosel please try to get back to me. www.zombieprevention.co.nr you cant contact me there or at my e-mail alix_278@hotmail.com
Thanks
Alix McQ

tommy jr. said...

I'd love to make this available on the KNP Korner as well (or any other games you plan on making):

http://knpkorner.googlepages.com/

I haven't done it yet because I don't want to without your permission. I'd also link you guys back however you want, just hit me up.

Alan Gordon said...

You have my blessing to do both. Just drop me a line when it's up.

Jacob said...

Alan, it's been ages since you've updated this blog, but on the off-change you read it: Any thought to recreating Zombie City Tactics for the iPhone/iPod touch? It's the perfect type of game for that interface, and I hear coding apps for it isn't too terrible a task. I bet it could be quite a successful game there. =)

Death Dragon said...

You know I still have hope that this blog might be updated again some day.

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